You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. — Dorothy Parker | Printable Wall Art

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”

Words by Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) — Writer, poet, and critic known for sharp wit.

About this quote

This quote plays on the traditional proverb about leading a horse to water. Dorothy Parker uses clever wordplay, altering the phrasing to comment on the difficulty of encouraging intellectual effort in someone who prefers ignorance. Beneath the sharp pun lies a wry observation about human nature, suggesting that while you can offer knowledge or refinement to a person, you cannot force them to think for themselves.

Attributed to Dorothy Parker in the 1920s, this line reportedly arose during a wordplay game with the Algonquin Round Table, where she was challenged to use the word horticulture in a sentence.

People often hang this in a home library or study to add a touch of dry literary humour.

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