Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. — Steven Wright | Printable Wall Art

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

Words by Steven Wright (1955-) — Deadpan stand-up comedian.

About this quote

This joke plays on how we define distance. Geographically, any location on land can technically be reached on foot if a person keeps moving for long enough. By stating an obvious literal truth, the line gently mocks modern impatience and our reliance on fast transport, reminding us that physical limits are often just matters of time.

It comes from Steven Wright's stand-up comedy routines in the 1980s. Wright built his career delivering short, surreal, and logically twisted observations in a completely monotonous voice.

People often hang this print in a hallway or home office to bring lighthearted humour to daily routines.

What you get

An instant digital download. Choose your design and size at checkout — 19 typographic designs and 8 print sizes are available for this quote.

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Sizes available

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Designs available

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